pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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