the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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