idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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