did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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