I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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