Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
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Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
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i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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