thus making me awesome and them whores
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
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Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
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I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
I had to cum in my sink.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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