Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
