dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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