Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
vagina is talking i cant
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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