It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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