Your tits are I can't wait for
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
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Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
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Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I DEMAND FORESKIN
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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