white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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