I want to walk on stilts...naked
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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