I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
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those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Operation Purity has been aborted
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
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On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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