What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
Randomize
