I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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