This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Of course I have a pirate flag
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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