wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
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dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
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I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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