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My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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