Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
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I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
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Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
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