I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
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I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
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The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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