so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
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