No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
soo... how was my night?
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