Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
its not stalking. its research.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Randomize
