I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
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Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
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You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
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