i just sent this text using only my big toe
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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