I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
My dick has a subreddit
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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