I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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