so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Randomize
