what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
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I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
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Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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