Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
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Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
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He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
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