We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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