So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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