She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
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He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
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It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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