stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
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She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
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I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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