i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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