You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
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The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
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...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
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