My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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