If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
porn star boner night. come get it.
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when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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