I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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