I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
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Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
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Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
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Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
How does one acquire holy water?
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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