i don't like sucking hair
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
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id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
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he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
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