How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
