Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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