So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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