So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
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REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
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You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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