and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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