Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
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