Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
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My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
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ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
My Sexting was not on an AP level