This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity