btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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