My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
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I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
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We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
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