Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
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The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
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Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Sex in the backyard? Check.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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