don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
lol hangovers are for mortals.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Randomize