Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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