No awkward lesbian experiences without me
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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