so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Please, let me fuck your mom
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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