piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Randomize
