I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
never play flip cup with pint glasses
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Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
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Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Did you pee in the oven last night??
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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